A Wet Dream on Elm Street by Kris Klein

Heat Rating: Fire

Content Warning: GLBT homoerotica, brief m/f scene, Happy For Now ending

Tony never expected Halloween to turn out like this.

Shit, I was close. I crooked the phone on one shoulder, grabbing up the beer I'd set on the counter to press the ice-cold bottle up against my shriveled nuts, right hand jerking frantically on my dick. A chill rattled through me from head to toe as the bottle froze my balls, and I was just approaching my orgasm....

Then the giggling started--and Tracy's voice changed. I could hear more drunken giggling in the background, girlish giggling that exploded into outright laughter--then Shelly's voice, shrill and half-crocked, yelling in my ear, ìOh my God, he really thinks I'm you, Tracy!î before the phone went dead.

I stopped dead, hand still wrapped around my throbbing dick--then grunted and slammed my cell phone down on the kitchen counter, throwing the beer bottle into the kitchen sink. It shattered, brown glass flying everywhere, and a string of mad-as-hell cussing flew out of my mouth as I crammed my hard-on back into my shorts. It tented out the front of my pants, still rigid and now pressed up against my belly as I zipped up and grabbed a new beer from the fridge again--storming back into the living room, humiliated and pissed off, dinner and Freddy Krueger and the hopes of getting my balls drained forgotten.

I stopped, just inside the archway to my living room and nearly dropping my brewskie. On my big-screen television on the other side of the room--another rock-solid investment Tracy had bitched about at the time--a porn flick was playing. Scott had mixed up the disks, I guess, putting the wrong one in the Krueger case, and a triple-X adult movie now covered the big screen of my TV. Normally I wouldn't have been freaked out about it--and since I had a beer-boner anyway, would have just settled onto my couch and fired one off, relieving my tension and guaranteeing me a good night's sleep.

Only this wasn't your average fuck film. At least, not average for me.

This one was all guys.